10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "No river, no fish."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones