10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.