10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is for loners.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.