10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fold and live to fold again