10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!