10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson