10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack