10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.