10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers