10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon