10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is for loners.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant