10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers