10 Random Poker Quotes

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln