10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd