10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.