10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave