10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986