10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is for fat, American losers.