10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson