10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.