10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fook the floosh droo!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.