10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson