10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water