10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright