10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fook the floosh droo!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels