10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.