10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer