10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.