10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.