10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!