10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com