10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You have to piss with the dick you have