10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez