10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.