10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen