10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim