10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.