10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."