10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown