10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom