10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier