10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---