10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
It's Free To Fold...
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"