10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon