10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.