10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio