10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-