10 Random Poker Quotes

Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm