10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]