10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson